A few days ago, while on vacation, my nephew was running around while playing with my brother and smashed his face on a coffee table. They were extremely worried he'd broken his nose.
They took him to the ER and luckily his nose wasn't broken, just swollen and pushing it to the side and his septum was alright.
But now, a few days later, the poor guy has a gnarly black eye. :(
P.S. My birthday is in 15 days! Want to send me a birthday card?